Your German Shepherd conducts a full perimeter sweep every time the mail arrives, escorts you to the bathroom for your own safety, and has filed a formal complaint against the vacuum. Nobody hired them — they simply assumed the role.
For the people whose “dog” is actually an unpaid, over-committed security professional with separation anxiety and strong opinions about strangers.
The Details: Printed to order on a soft, premium unisex cotton tee (Next Level 3600) · 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heathers are blends) · true to size · machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
